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2015 — 2026 · Complete edition

JESSE'S
NSW
DRIVING
WRAPPED

11 years. 25 official offences. One remarkably patient transport authority.

Repeat customer
The official record
0
Recorded offences
0
Demerit points
0
Listed fines

And then 30 August happened.

New release · 30 Aug 2026

BONUS
TRACK

Speeding+4 pointsFine: TBC

Not on the official record yet. Emotionally, it is already there.

26
Lifetime offences
72
Lifetime points
Deluxe edition unlocked
Your top genre

SPEEDING

72%
of all offences
18
appearances
47
points
$4,299
fines

Not dangerously committed to speed. Just philosophically opposed to the exact posted limit.

Subgenres
9
≤10 over
7
10–20
2
20–30

Not a speed demon. Just consistently a little optimistic.

Your favourite month

DECEMBER

0
offences
0
points

All I want for Christmas is administrative action.

The 2021 Christmas special

25 days.
Five events.

27 NOVSpeeding 10–20+3
05 DECMobile phone+5
14 DECMobile phone+5
17 DECSpeeding ≤10+1
22 DECSpeeding 20–30+4

Three days before Christmas, $494. Festive.

27 Nov — 22 Dec 2021
0

POINTS IN
25 DAYS

You weren't exceeding the demerit threshold. You were speedrunning it.

Points by year

YOUR
CHAOS ERA

2021
6 offences · 19 points · $1,733
Personal bests · rolling windows
18
30 DAYS
5 offences · from 27 Nov 2021
21
90 DAYS
6 offences · from 27 Nov 2021
23
365 DAYS
8 offences · from 29 Apr 2021

Eight offences in twelve months. An album cycle.

High score · 22 April 2017
0

POINTS.
ONE OFFENCE.

Double demerits? Accepted.

Most people need a portfolio of poor decisions to get there. You consolidated.

Most efficient category

MOBILE
PHONE

2
offences
10
points
5.0
pts each

Maximum return on investment. Nine days apart, in case the first one was a fluke.

Deep cuts · the non-speeding collection
×3Licence conditions6
×2Mobile phone10
×1Red light camera3
×1Not keeping left2

Seven offences, 21 points. Range, as an artist.

The clean era
0

DAYS WITHOUT
AN OFFENCE

09 Dec 2022 → 04 Sep 2024
635-day sobriety chip

The data proves this was always an available option.

Longest clean streaks
581DAYS2015→17
635DAYS2022→24
521DAYS2018→20
2nd1st3rd

Nearly five clean years in total. Just distributed creatively.

Membership statement
Revenue NSW · Platinum
0
Lifetime contribution · 25 transactions
$1,733
2021 · 27.5%
$494
largest single

At this point Service NSW should open with "Welcome back, Jesse."

Live dates

THE SUSPENSION
WORLD TOUR

2016P1 demerit suspension03 Mar → 02 Jun3 mths
2016Fine default suspension01 Jul → 13 Jul12 days
2017P2 demerit suspensionExtended · lifted 29 Sep3 mths+
2020Class C demerit suspension25 Aug → 24 Nov3 mths
2022Class C + Learner R demeritExtended · lifted 26 Sep3 mths+
2023Driver education compliance26 Mar → 22 Sep6 mths

Four demerit suspensions. One fine default. One education course that went unattended.

Approximate total
0

DAYS
SUSPENDED

Across recorded suspension periods · roughly 1 year, 7 months

Your licence has taken more annual leave than some employees.

Points by month · lifetime

January: zero. October: zero. Apparently New Year's resolutions work extremely well for approximately 11 months.

Current season · 2024–2026
12
+4
Active points before today
Threshold

Six offences, two years, one very specific arithmetic problem.

GOOD
BEHAVIOUR
ERA

2026 — 2027
The target
0 POINTS

One point technically exists. We will not be acknowledging it.

The 2026 awards
Top genre
Speeding
18×
Favourite month
December
27 pts
Most chaotic year
2021
19 pts
Biggest single hit
22 Apr 2017
8 pts
Best 30-day run
Christmas 2021
18 pts
Longest clean streak
Dec 22 → Sep 24
635 d
Most efficient category
Mobile phone
5.0/ea
Official points
The record
68
Deluxe edition
Including 30 Aug
72
December enthusiast
Coming soon

JESSE'S
REPUTATION
ERA

ZERO POINTS.
ZERO CAMERAS.
ZERO FUCKING
AROUND.

Transport for NSW is rooting for character development.

Jesse's NSW Driving Wrapped · 2015–2026
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